Monday, November 10, 2014

You Only Hurt, The One You Love

 
 I wasn't going to blog today. I was mulling a few things over for my next rant, however something happened today that set me off and tied in with one of my musings.
 
Todays rant isn't directed at politicians; it's actually directed at two e-cigarette companies. In my opinion these two set quite the poor example, and actually appear to be doing a fine job validating half the arguments being used against us in ongoing political battles around e-cigarette use.
 
Notice I used the word e-cigarette, not vaporizer. In fact I'm going to use the word I hate the most.
 
Cig-A-Likes
 
I've said before that cig-a-likes irritate me.
 
Lets get started shall we?
 
In Canada there's quite a discussion about the legality of nicotine laden e-liquids since they were "banned" in 2009. We also like to have press freak outs over the "gateway effect" where a user can potentially move from a "benign" product to a more harmful product through association. I believe if you sell smokes, you shouldn't be dealing in vaporizers, and if you deal in vaporizers you shouldn't be hawking cigarettes.
 
Then I walked into a Canadian 7-11 store...
 
 
 
Let me introduce you to Smoke NV. A recent news article mentioned something about them being the dominant player in the convenience store e-cigarette market. I got angry just looking at the display right by the door; and I am very much pro-vaping being a 6 week former tobacco user. So, remembering that I was tweeting to The Honourable Dr. Hedy Fry (BC Member of Parliament who sits on the committee currently discussing e-cigarettes and vaporizers) last week about cig-a-likes I bought one so I could take some pictures.



 
 

Looks like a cigarette, acts like a cigarette; right down to the red glow at the tip when you inhale...
 
Contains 0% nicotine. That's right, it's absolutely useless for anyone looking to swap from cigarettes to a less harmful option because within a few hours you'll be buying the real thing to deal with your addiction.
 
The Smoke NV website "about" page states the product was developed in 2009 by a group of physicians. The Mission Statement reads as follows;
 
Smoke NV is dedicated to providing its consumers with a healthier alternative to smoking. We strive to manufacture smoking alternatives that are not only state-of-the-art, but also safe and easy to use. Our commitment to the integrity of our products and to the integrity of our consumer relations is our number one goal. As a result, Smoke NV has been leading the way by combining superior customer satisfaction, quality products and award-winning service for our retailers and partners.
Enjoy its opulent flavors. Engage in the experience. Escape with Smoke NV.
 
 
You didn't create a healthier alternative. Smokers light up for nicotine; your product has none. So unless I'm wearing 10 Nicoderm patches applied directly to the groin, and chewing enough Nicorette gum that I look like a bovine contemplating life and chewing cud; your product isn't going to do a damned thing for me.
 
You might have been state of the art in 2009. You are 4 generations behind now.
 
You might be "leading the way" but then that's easy when you are the only dolt in the non nicotine cig-a-like market.
 
However I'll give you this; You created one HELL of a 21st Century upgrade to those "Popeye Candy Cigarettes" I used to be able to get when I was a wee lad.
 
 
 
I don't do reviews, I'd point you to Phil Busardo at www.tasteyourjuice.com for reviews; but given that I don't see him stooping so low as to even look at your product, and I actually had to inhale your crap to get the little red light at the end to light up for the photograph allow me to give you some valuable customer feedback (you got my ten bucks so now you get my 2 cents);
 
 
As a Vaper trying to stay off tobacco:
 
Your technology is old.
 
Your Vapor is weak.
 
Your flavor sucks.
 
With no nicotine your product is absolutely useless to me.
 
 
As a Father of 4 preteen children:
 
Your product scares the shit out of me. It was in my house less than an hour so I could photograph it and then I threw the damned thing out before my kids could see it.
 
 
Created by physicians eh? Really?
 
While the Hippocratic oath, does not in fact use the words "First, Do No Harm", I'm pretty sure any physician has heard a thing or two about that phrase.
 
I hope your business rots.
 
Love and Kisses,
 
MadMeathead
 
P.S. I did say two things set me off didn't I. Well the second was a British TV ad for VIP e-cigarettes where a young model makes several intimate statements that could be very easily misconstrued as a solicitation before mentioning the e-cigarette. Poor taste, poor delivery and certain to be stuffed right up our noses by our opponents.
 
 
Frankly though I've blown my wad, I'm spent, done, finished.... (it was a good ad) and I'll get to it another day.
 
 
 
 
 

 




Friday, November 7, 2014

Ok... you asked me to write a letter. Now what?

Hey folks. Did my letter make you angry?

Mad as hell and not going to take it any more?

Good. The first thing I'm going to tell you now is..... Calm Down.

Every movement (and yes that's what I'm trying to do here) needs one or two angry sarcastic assholes. Those are the few folks who rile things up when polite discourse fails, and it is a bit of a learned skill. However every movement needs the kind, upstanding, and civil members to outnumber the assholes by about 1000 to one if it ever wants to get anywhere.

Besides, it's my blog. so you folks be the nice fine upstanding citizens and I'll be the Dick.

The second thing I'm going to tell you is.... Write a letter.

You don't have to address it to anybody. Open up your word program and let out all your anger, your frustration, your foul language. Get it out of your system, rip someone a new asshole.

Feel better?

The third thing I'm going to tell you is.... Delete that and now write the letter you are actually going to send.

Doesn't need to be much, or fancy, I'll give you an example

Dear Buttmunch (Honorable Minister of Health will probably work better. If you actually used the word buttmunch please see the second thing I told you)

My name is  _______ . I was a smoker for ______ years and smoked _____ pack(s) a day.
I tried to quit smoking ____ times using _______, and _______, (etc).

I started using e-cigarettes (I prefer to use "personal vaporizers" here to separate preconceptions) on ___________, and my last cigarette was smoked on ______________. I have been tobacco free for___________.

Currently I use ___________ flavoured e-liquid (dump juice its a poor choice of wording) at _______ mg/ml nicotine strength. (Note whether you have reduced from a higher strength).

I found the transition ____________ (be honest. if it was easy or hard. If you had support from a vendor or forum. be careful identifying vendors though; you don't want anything silly like a nicotine raid going on. Say something like "The fine young lady at the shop where I got my starter kit" or something like that... Wait... Only use fine young lady if you are an old fart like me. It means something different to young people.)

(Now Close It Out.)

My name is __________ and I quit smoking using a personal vaporizer (a consumer electronic device) and e-liquid containing nicotine (which is NOT a tobacco product but more closely related to nicotine gum). I AM the proof my government says does not exist, and I would like to thank you for taking the time to read this letter.

__________________ (Your Real Name)


Now go remove all the stuff in brackets that's highlighted green and welcome to the revolution.

'Kay, wrote the letter... now what.

Well lets start with saving that letter. Done? Good.

Cut and paste it to your e-mail. Title it something appropriate such as "I quit smoking using a vaporizer (E Cigarette)". Always put "E Cigarette" in brackets. We need to start divorcing the terminology unless we are talking to smokers who don't understand the terminology yet. It's important because its one of the things our opponents use to smack us about the ears.

Find the e-mail addresses for your local politicians; your Health Minister, your Premier, your MLA and the opposition leadership.
Find the e-mail for your MP.

Add the following emails for the Standing Committee on Health These are the folks currently working on e-cigarettes in Ottawa.


 Email: Eve.Adams@parl.gc.ca
Email: libby.davies@parl.gc.ca
Email: hedy.fry@parl.gc.ca
Email: Matthew.Kellway@parl.gc.ca
Email: ben.lobb@parl.gc.ca
Email: james.lunney@parl.gc.ca
Email: Dany.Morin@parl.gc.ca
Email: David.Wilks@parl.gc.ca
Email: terence.young@parl.gc.ca

Those e-mails go in the "To" section.

Now find the email for "letters to the editor" for your local paper, your provincial papers, and the National Post. Those e-mails go in the "CC" section.

Wait, why the press?

Ask a politician a tough question alone and they'll pretend you don't exist like my three year old does to me when I say "eat your brussel sprouts".

CC a reporter and they start to sweat.

Hit send.

Why did I save this letter?

Every time you see someone elses letter in an online paper. Cut and paste yours to the comments section. Support each other. ALWAYS.


E-mail is like so 1990's; So, Like, can I, like, use twitter? Dude? Do you even tweet brah?

@hedyfry @libbydavies @MPEveadams @mathewkellway  @benlobbmp @jameslunneymp @davidjohnwilks I quit tobacco using vaporizers September 2014. 18mg/ml #IAMproof #Vapingworks

You get the point. Dany and Terence won't because they don't use twitter. However Terence has pretty much made his statement on his web page. All I can say is... Closed minded dick.

I want to see those hashtags trending. Throw an @ECTAofCanada , an @larochecbc. and @nationalpost in there to. Hell, throw an @MadMeathead in there to and show me you care.

Pitter Patter folks... go stir up some shit, but be nice about it.

When is an electronic device considered tobacco? When it threatens a 7 billion dollar plus subsidy paid to General Revenues funded on the backs of tobacco addicts.

Mr. Prime Minister, Honorable Government Members, Premiers, Ministers, et al

When is an electronic device considered tobacco? When it threatens a 7 billion dollar plus subsidy paid to General Revenues funded on the backs of tobacco addicts. (Figure based on report from Physicians for a Smoke Free Canada – Tax Revenues from Tobacco Sales)

My name is Thomas Kirsop. Up until 5 weeks ago, if you asked me, I’d have told you I’d butt my last cigarette out as they were lowering my coffin into the ground. This isn’t because I wanted to die, or because I’m a rebel. It’s because I am a nicotine addict, and the only delivery system that worked for me was tobacco.

Yearly I would dutifully go out and buy my 2 or 300 dollars of gum, or lozenges, or patches or whatever the 10% success rate solution of the month was. I’ll admit I didn’t touch pharmaceuticals; their posted side effects scared me and I have a job that won’t tolerate mental health weaknesses and 4 children who need their dad to be stable for another 16 years yet. The rest of the year I dutifully accepted that I was a failure, that I was killing myself, that I was harming my wife, my children, anyone who came within 100 feet of me. I smoked outside in minus 40 weather, or the rain, no shelter. Either in the company of other folks who have been likewise vilified and ostracized by common convention, or alone. I also hid in the bathroom of my own home so my kids wouldn’t see me and the fan would take away the smoke. I ignored the tar stains running down the walls.

I paid my taxes. 61 dollars of every 100 dollar carton of cigarettes I smoked last year went into General Revenue. 40 dollars to the Alberta coffers and 21.03 to the Federal. Because I was a smoker. Because I was going to be a health care financial burden to my children and yours. Because that was my due for being an addict. That’s what anti-smoking lobbyists and my Doctor told me. That’s what public opinion told me. That’s what my Government told me. Did you know that you make more money off of my addiction than the tobacco manufacturers? I didn’t, but we will get to that.

5 weeks ago I saw a co-worker with a vaporizer (also known as an electronic cigarette). We had a discussion and as a result I went out and picked up what I thought was a good one at a smoke shop in a mall. I thought it was odd that the instructions were poorly written and the “juice came out of a plastic bag from under the counter. I went home set it up and promptly got a mouthful of liquid.

I spent about 8 hours that night on the internet. Google, forums, websites, university presentations on you tube. I learned a lot in that 8 hours. The next day I went to a “Vape Shop” where I had an hour long conversation with the salesperson behind the counter. They further educated me about the varying quality of hardware and liquids, how to use them and care for them, how NOT to get a mouthful of liquid. They never told me I could use the product to quit. Nor did they tell me that as a result of the product, my cough would stop, my nose clear, and my sense of taste come back (all three happened).The government has made it illegal for all vendors to make those claims.

I walked out with a decent but inexpensive starter kit and I haven’t touched a cigarette since. I haven’t stopped researching since either. There is a good amount of press and offhand comments recently about “Vaping” particularly around scientific studies, regulation, legislation, harm vs. harm reduction, and indeed taxation.

“There are no scientific studies or data” Really? 5 minutes on google and I found studies from multiple medical journals, universities (there was a particularly good 1 hour lecture on you-tube from one in the UK), and a Dr. Farsalinos in Greece who seems to do nothing but study “e-cigarettes”. If you would like to have a look at some you could try ECTA Informational Publications/Studies/Articles/Videos or ECTA Informational Publications/Studies/Articles/Videos or ECTA Informational Publications/Studies/Articles/Videos .

ECTA. Electronic Cigarette Trade Association of Canada. I’ll be referencing them up again.

The Tobacco Harm Reduction Association of Canada also has a page where you can find fast access to data. http://thra.ca/links.html .

My own Health Minister was quoted in a paper saying that he was “told” that “E-Cigarettes are dangerous” and then intimated that he wanted to severely hobble the industry with bans to juice flavours and legislation. I sent him the links I have listed above.

Does the industry need regulation? Yes it does. ECTA members self-regulate and have set labeling, testing, and packaging standards. They also mandate prohibition of sales to minors. Because of this I specifically seek out vendors who are members of that association for my business. You should look at their standards. They have done a lot of work and it shows. Go to Electronic Cigarette Trade Association (ECTA) of Canada and click on the “ECTA Information” button for position statements, labeling, and liquid testing standards.

My second to last concern is with legislation and taxation. Nova Scotia is currently going through a bit of an issue with legislation. It seems that they want to classify vaporizers as tobacco products. Why? There is no tobacco in the product. Steel, plastic, circuitry, batteries, propylene glycol, and vegetable glycerine are not derived from tobacco plants, and if you put a lighter to your vaporizer and inhale you won’t get anything out of it. The only relation between a vaporizer and a cigarette is nicotine. That same relationship could be said to exist with any current Nicotine Replacement Therapy product, or an eggplant, or a potato, or any one of multiple items which have nicotine in them as either a natural occurrence or as a means or consequence of manufacture.

“It Looks Like Smoking!” If I put on a lab coat and a stethoscope I can look like a Doctor, I have that in common with my provincial health minister apparently, however given his public statement in the press it sounds like I’ve done more research on this matter than he has. I’d venture to add the Nova Scotia Health Minister to that list too. Read those links I posted for the studies and publications Mr. Glavine. No combustion, no smoke, and orders of magnitude less toxic than a cigarette. Published.

Why all the fuss? I will cite the following web pages from Physicians for a Smoke Free Canada showing taxation rates and collections for tobacco excise taxes for the last several years;

http://www.smoke-free.ca/factsheets/...byprovince.pdf http://www.smoke-free.ca/factsheets/pdf/totaltax.pdf http://www.smoke-free.ca/factsheets/pdf/taxrates.pdf

In 2012/13;

Newfoundland and Labrador had 115,412 smokers who provided 146,000,000 dollars in excise tax revenue to the provincial coffers.
PEI - 27,401 smokers coughed up $40,152,000 to the province.
Nova Scotia – 190,986 smokers were dying to give their provincial government $206,287,000.
New Brunswick – 152,124 smokers equated to $142,400,000 for general revenue.
Quebec – 1,626,375 smokers donated 794,540,000 bucks to the cause however with no point of sales taxes (GST, HST or PST) they did better than the rest of us (we’ll get to that too).
Ontario – Top of the charts with the provincial government inhaling $1,142,000,000 (That’s right. Billion.) from 2,161,957 smokers who couldn’t manage to quit.
Manitoba – 201,163 smokers. $252,100,000 in provincial tobacco tax.
Saskatchewan – 168,557 smokers. $253,353,000 in provincial tobacco tax.
Alberta – My province, like usual we are trying to compete with Ontario. Only 230 million shy at $912,000,000, but we only had 689,302 smokers. Go team.
British Columbia – Beautiful BC, where they are currently are talking about safe crack cocaine inhalation sites (I’m actually all for that so don’t get me wrong) but squeezed $614,000,000 from their 568,961 smokers.
Yukon, NWT, and Nunavut are not represented on the Tax Revenues from Tobacco sales report on the website however their smoking rates and tax bases are. I could do the math but you should be getting the point.

$4,673,735,308.

Four billion, six hundred and seventy three million, seven hundred and thirty five thousand, three hundred and eight dollars. It’s not a number, it’s a sentence. That was just Provincial Taxes.

On top of that the sum total of all 5,933,095 smokers in Canada in 2012 contributed $2,810,161,636 directly to Ottawa for the 2012/2013 emphysema season.

The Grand total?

$ 7,312,993,636. Not including point of sales tax which was applied to the excise tax so add anywhere from 5% to 15% as directed by the tax rates sheet above depending on your province, except Quebec. La Belle Province at least did not live off the avails of her addicted masses twice.

For our health costs which we will incur sometime between now and death. That’s what all that tax was for right? So my children wouldn’t be saddled with the costs of treating my cancer, my emphysema, construction and maintenance of my iron lung.

You people put that 7.3 billion in general revenue. Just like you did with the 7.4 billion the year before, and the 7.7B the year before that, and the 6.7B, and the 6.4B, and the 6.9B and the 6.6B.

And you’ll still shaft my children.

Have you noticed the gradual transition from miserable old depressed and self-debasing me to the sarcastic and somewhat angry tone now?

I. Quit. Smoking.

Yup. Still on nicotine, but now I control the amount and in 5 weeks I’ve cut that amount 25%. We should all be happy right? Nope, apparently not .

Vaping is exploding among smokers through word of mouth alone. It’s that effective. I’ve had 5 conversations this week like the one that started my transition. Out of those 5 conversations, 3 of those people are either using my original starter kit, or have asked me to help find a vendor near their hometown so they can get one of their own.

Despite the cries of;

“Ban the flavours!”
“Think of the children!”
“Send the vapers to the smoke pit! They can suck in the second hand smoke while they quit!”
“Someone told me it was dangerous!”
“No studies!”
“No proof that it helps to quit!”
“Gateway!”
“Hide Them!”
“Shame Them!”

and above all…

“Tax Them!”

That from my government officials at both the provincial and federal levels. Whom it just so happens are the single largest financial beneficiaries from my former addiction. More than big tobacco, more than big pharma, or anti-smoking lobbyists.

My government. The people who are supposed to be looking out for me and the millions of addicts just like me while we try to shake decades of dependency and harm. Your solutions didn’t work for us. Nobody willingly signs up to stand outside at -40. Sneered at by anti-tobacco groups. Our neighbors. Our peers. Our children.

If we could have quit with your methods we would have. Don’t you think?

We found a solution. It could potentially severely impact big tobacco in Canada (again, go look at those studies I pointed to). Why do you think they are buying e-cigarette companies (Granted they are buying crap products that we would never use, both because they are crap and because they are owned by big tobacco. We actually aren’t all that fond of big tobacco.)?

Instead of promoting, supporting, or for that matter even spending 5 minutes on google to look into our solution, your response was to ban, berate, belittle and beat our solution with a rather big stick, and make a bunch of vague, and in some cases outright inaccurate statements to the press.

You. The largest beneficiary of the monetary gains created by our addiction. Trying your damnedest to either kill the option or tax it just like you did the tobacco products.

I quit smoking tobacco, just like you and many others told me to for many years. I quit smoking by using a personal vaporizer (a consumer electronic device) and fruit flavoured nicotine containing e-juice (not dissimilar from flavoured nicotine gum).

I truly believed I would die with a cigarette in my hand. It turns out I might not; unless that 7 billion is more important to you than my life and the potential lives of 5,933,094 other Canadians.

I encourage all Canadians who have seen reduction or cessation effects from using personal vaporizers or “E-Cigarettes” to write their health ministers and representatives at the Provincial or Federal level and give them your story. Give the government the proof they say doesn’t exist.

And here is my final concern;

How would my Government like those letters addressed?

Honorable Member?
Dear Pusher?
Elected Profiteer?
Pimp Daddy?
Executioner?

Regards

Thomas Kirsop